babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
(via thebootydiaries)
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
(via thebootydiaries)
I’m babysitting my friend’s cat and did a photoshoot for her
so… i accidentally cared for 2 minutes and now i’m gonna be sad for at least three weeks lmfao
(via rosaliax)
“stop thinking about it” wow thank u I am cured u should write a book
i might have to cancel forever
do you ever just think about how you wasted all your youth being depressed
(via the-sad-boy)